WOOF! WOOF!! Bow-Lingual Bowlingual DOG BARK TRANSLATOR ACCURATE DEVICE HEARS DOG BARK+ TRANSLATES TO ENGLISH!! Start Price USD 99.95 Current Price USD 99.95 Time Left - Bid Count 0 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Saturday, October 04, 2008 End Time Sunday, January 04, 2009 Location ==>PAY NOW, SHIPS TOMORROW<== See more about 'WOOF! WOOF!! Bow-Lingual Bowlingual DOG BARK TRANSLATOR' Description Click each image to enlarge it. This the famous Bow-Lingual as featured on Oprah and in the Times of London and on countless tv, radio stations and newspapers all over the world. It is sold out EVERYWHERE and nearly impossible to find. We have managed to get our hands on a precious few of them and are offering them far below the suggested retail price of $199.95. These come in RED and NAVY BLUE and each color is a different frequency. If you will be ordering for two dogs in the same household, be sure to specify that you would like one of each color, so that you can not only see what your dogs are saying to you, but also to each other! BE SURE to let us know which color(s) you want, in the NOTES of your ACTUAL paypal payment, as we pack directly from these notes. When making your paypal payment, you will see an OPTIONAL NOTE TO SELLER field. This is where you type your message to us to indicate which color(s) you would like. (If mailing in a payment, just include a note in with your payment). If you do not make a choice, it becomes our choice. We REALLY do want to give you what color you want, so BE SURE to indicate which color(s) you want. :-) Buy 6 or more and get the FREE colorful Counter Display Box, with a pack of FREE brochures to give out to your customers, as shown to the left. Then put this counter display by your cash register in your pet shop and watch them fly right out the door! The Counter Display has been shown to DOUBLE RETAIL sales of the Bow-Lingual in pet shops. Here is exactly how Bow-Lingual knows what you dog is saying: The science of the Bow-Lingual is the result of many years' hard work by experts in acoustics and animal behavior. The core ANIMAL EMOTION ANALYSIS SYSTEM (AEAS) was developed by Dr. Matsumi Suzuki of the Japan Acoustics Laboratory. Dr. Suzuki analyzed over 5,000 voiceprints of dog barks and, in consultation with animal behaviorists, assigned each voiceprint to an emotional category. Dr. Suzuki discovered that dogs typically express six emotions with their barks; happy, sad, on-guard, frustrated, assertive and needy. A database of phrases was then developed to translate these emotions into English. The Bow-Lingual will help you to enjoy a closer and happier relationship with your dog. FUNCTIONS: BARK TRANSLATION: Analyzes your dog's barks to determine which of six emotions he or she is feeling: happy, sad, frustrated, on-guard, assertive and needy. The Bow-Lingual then provides a phrase matched to the emotion, to represent what your dog might say if only he or she could speak. BODY LANGUAGE: a guide to interpret your dog's behavior to help you teach and care for your dog. HOME ALONE MODE: monitors and records your dogs barks and emotions for up to 8 hrs while you are away. TEN TRAINING TIPS: useful training tips on subjects such as toilet training and chew-training your dog. MEDICAL REFERENCE: Medical checklist to help you keep your dog healthy. The content is provided by Dr. Tamara Shearer, DVM, author of 3 books, including "Emergency First Aid for your Dog and "The Essential Book for Dogs Over Five." SET-UP: calibrates Bow-Lingual to the breed of your dog. Over 80 of the most common breeds (see photo to the left) are pre-programmed, and other breeds including mixed breeds can be registered by size of dog and shape of snout. Stuff the box and save on shipping! Is it critical for your order to be shipped out TODAY instead of tomorrow? Then select OVERNITE (USA shipments) or Express Mail International (International shipments) or Fedex International Priority (International shipments) AND call us or SKYPE us to alert us of your time crunch, and we may be able to ship out today! If you are in the USA, you can have this item as soon as tomorrow! If you are OUTSIDE the USA, you can have your package as soon as 1-3 days from now with Fedex International Priority. Please NOTE, we ship out Monday through Saturday with the US Postal Service and Monday through Friday with Fedex and DHL. If you have an emergency, we can also ship out Saturday with Fedex and you would pay the exact Fedex surcharge for special Saturday pickup. Is it critical for your order to be shipped out TODAY instead of tomorrow? Then select OVERNITE (USA shipments) or Express Mail International (International shipments) or Fedex International Priority (International Shipments: ONLY 1-3 days average transit time for most international locations) AND call us or SKYPE us to alert us of your time crunch, and we may be able to ship out today! (See "Other Shipping Terms" for instructions on how to get Fedex International Priority for international shipments.) USA:First Class Mail(average 3-5 transit days)Priority Mail(average 2-3 transit days)OVERNITE(average 1 transit day to most zip codes) 1st ItemEach Add'l1st ItemEach Add'l1st ItemEach Add'l $0.00$0.00$6.99$5.99$19.99$18.99 PAY TODAY, SHIPS TOMORROW! Int'l:(incl. Canada)First Class Mail Int'l(average 10-14 transit days)Priority Mail Int'l(average 6-10 transit days)Express MailInt'l(average 4-6 transit days) 1st ItemEach Add'l1st ItemEach Add'l1st ItemEach Add'l $0.00$0.00$13.99$12.99$26.99$25.99 PAY TODAY, SHIPS TOMORROW!* Estimated delivery times exclude any customs delays. Using Fed Ex can shorten or remove these delays. Other shipping terms: NOTE: To get Fedex International Priority (ONLY 1-3 days average transit time for most international locations), you would pay just double the above listed rates for Express Mail International. If you want your package shipped this way, simply make your purchase on ebay, then email us for a special bill that you can just click on to pay through paypal, as ebay does not provide this shipping option through their regular checkout system. Please note that if you buy from multiple listings and ebay makes a mistake on your combined invoice total, just email us for help and we can manually update it for you so it is correct before you pay. (If you have already paid the combined invoice before contacting us, just let us know so we can fix through a refund back to your paypal account.) International buyers are responsible for paying their own customs duties, customs brokerage fees, and taxes (if applicable). We cannot list items purchased as gifts on the customs forms. The customs value will include the item cost only and will not include any s/h as part of the item's total value. All orders must be shipped out. We do not offer any in-person pickups. We do not ship out using 3rd party account numbers, ie. using your company's UPS or Fedex or DHL account number. There is no extra charge for insurance and delivery tracking (we send the delivery confirmation tracking number to you immediately upon shipment). APO addresses, FPO addresses, and international addresses may not have delivery tracking available unless shipped via Overnight methods such as Express Mail, Express Mail International, and Fed Ex International Priority. Buyers must understand that we cannot be responsible for a carrier taking longer than their average transit time for the selected level of service, as that is outside our control. Pay today, ships tomorrow!Payment must be received by us within 7 days of the date of your purchase or winning bid. We accept: PayPal If paying by PayPal Instant Payment, we will process, pack, and ship your order out within 1 business day of our receipt of your payment. Orders going to NY will incur sales tax appropriate to your county. eBay will show 8.75% during your checkout, but we will adjust this to the proper rate for your county of your delivery address (ie: 8.675% to Nassau and Suffolk) by doing a PayPal refund for the difference between the tax you paid during checkout and the correct amount for your county. In order to get our combined s/h discounts, you must make a single correct payment that covers all your items. If you accidentally mess up with your payment(s) and do not take full advantage of our combined s/h rates... and we receive a message sent to us through ebay, from you, before we ship, that asks us to correct your mistake, then we can manually adjust your order for you, so that you get our generous combined s/h discounts. We have everything we list IN STOCK NOW! To reach customer service 24/7/365, use any of the following: Via email using "Ask Seller A Question." 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