Wooden Plaque Dog Cat Animal Pets House Start Price USD 19.99 Current Price USD 19.99 Time Left - Bid Count 1 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Wednesday, September 03, 2008 End Time Wednesday, September 10, 2008 Location San Angelo texas See more about 'Wooden Plaque Dog Cat Animal Pets House' Description Wooden Plaque Dog Cat Animal Pets House Description : This a cute plaque to put on the front of your house. YOu can have your choice of it reading dog or cat. Just let me know which one you want. It reads as follows: To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Dogs 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'niture. 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To us, they are an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. REMEMBER Dogs are better than kids because they: 1. Eat less 2. Don't ask for money all the time 3 Are easier to train 4. Normally come when called 5. Never ask to drive the car 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends 7. Don't smoke or drink 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions 9. Don't want to wear your clothes 10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and... 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children. If you have any questions please email before bidding. Please see our store for other pet related items. Shipping : We ship USPS priority mail. We ship within 3 days of payment. Payment : We accept credit/debit cards by phone 1-800-970-3824, money orders/checks and paypal. Click to Enlarge Click to Enlarge   Affordable Auction Management and Image Hosting Solutions @ inkFrog Place a Bid!