Wooden Plaque Dog Cat Animal Pet Rules Start Price USD 19.99 Current Price USD 19.99 Time Left - Bid Count 0 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Wednesday, September 03, 2008 End Time Wednesday, September 10, 2008 Location San Angelo texas See more about 'Wooden Plaque Dog Cat Animal Pet Rules' Description Wooden Plaque Dog Cat Animal Pet Rules Description : This a cute woden plaque that anyone with pets will apprecaite.  The wording is a follows:Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine attendance is not required. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog butt. I cannot stress this enough! If you have any questions please email before bidding. Please see our store for other pet related items.  We can offer discounts for orders of 3 or more.  If you need several of these please let us know how many you want and we will you a listing done. Shipping : We ship USPS priority mail. We ship within 3 days of payment. Payment : We accept credit/debit cards by phone 1-800-970-3824, money orders/checks and paypal. click to Enlarge click to Enlarge   Affordable Auction Management and Image Hosting Solutions @ inkFrog Place a Bid!